The Sambuca City crowd goes wild. The stadium is a massive colosseum-like structure. The late-afternoon sun shines down on the ring. In the squared circle stands the CEO of Psycho Style Wrestling, Sanka G. Williams. Mr Williams waits for the crowd to quiet down before addressing them.
Mr Williams: Sistren an Gentlemen. Welcome tuh Psycho Style Wrestling. Welcome tuh di Colosseum!
The crowd pops.
Mr Williams: Now Mi hav get ah question fi everyone yah todeh. A yuh gud?
The crowd pops once again, but Williams does not look satisfied. He sticks his pinkie in his ear and twists it.
Mr Williams: Mi sorry. As yuh can si mi hav gotten ah lickkle up eena years suh mi didn't hear yuh rite. Mi asked yuh eff yuh gud! A yuh good?!
Crowd: We good!
Mr Williams: A yuh sure?!
Crowd: WE SURE!
Mr Williams(pretends to be startled): Mi believe yuh. Tank yuh fah a bein here an fah tuning eena elsewhere. Wi a rebuilt an rebranded an tonite wi crown our champions!
The crowd pops once again, Williams lets it go on for ten whole minutes before gesturing for them to quiet down.
Mr Willaims: Di guys an gals competing tonite will tear each odda apart fah di chance tuh bi known as di very bess wi haffi offa. Fram experienced veterans tuh hungry newcomers. (Raises finger) Mark dis day an yuh calendars as di day yuh witnessed history inna making! Now, mi leave yuh inna capable hands af our incredible announce team. (Extends hand to his left, the direction of the commentary table) Fos aff wi a blessed wid di voice addi legendary Alf Balducci!
A.B.: The honour of being here to call this event is mine.
Mr Williams: Nex, wi ave di snarky livewire Dominga Alvarez!
Dominga: The only voice at this table that is worthy of your attention.
Mr Williams: An laas buh least Aazrie Shamoon.
The crowd pops once again, but Williams does not look satisfied. He sticks his pinkie in his ear and twists it.
Mr Williams: Mi sorry. As yuh can si mi hav gotten ah lickkle up eena years suh mi didn't hear yuh rite. Mi asked yuh eff yuh gud! A yuh good?!
Crowd: We good!
Mr Williams: A yuh sure?!
Crowd: WE SURE!
Mr Williams(pretends to be startled): Mi believe yuh. Tank yuh fah a bein here an fah tuning eena elsewhere. Wi a rebuilt an rebranded an tonite wi crown our champions!
The crowd pops once again, Williams lets it go on for ten whole minutes before gesturing for them to quiet down.
Mr Willaims: Di guys an gals competing tonite will tear each odda apart fah di chance tuh bi known as di very bess wi haffi offa. Fram experienced veterans tuh hungry newcomers. (Raises finger) Mark dis day an yuh calendars as di day yuh witnessed history inna making! Now, mi leave yuh inna capable hands af our incredible announce team. (Extends hand to his left, the direction of the commentary table) Fos aff wi a blessed wid di voice addi legendary Alf Balducci!
A.B.: The honour of being here to call this event is mine.
Mr Williams: Nex, wi ave di snarky livewire Dominga Alvarez!
Dominga: The only voice at this table that is worthy of your attention.
Mr Williams: An laas buh least Aazrie Shamoon.
Shamoon: He meant last but NOT least, right?
A.B. (awkwardly glances at him): I'm sorry, Aazrie but-
Dominga: No. No, he did not.
Shamoon (looks down sadly): Oh... I see...
Balducci pats him on the back reassuringly. Williams continues.
Mr Williams: Wid dat, Mi tek fi mi leave an bid unuh ah good day. (Moves to leaves, but stops) Where's mi head? Eff yuh check di sides ah yuh seats yuh a guh fine earpieces dat will low yuh tuh hear di play-by-play an cheer yuh hearts out simultaneously. Enjoy di show!
Seems interesting! Can't wait to see where it'll go!
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