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Monday, July 27, 2026
Psycho Extras - Movie Magic
In the heart of Sambuca City, in the Vodka region of the Volmun Isles, Paul Grizzly, the Holder of Dominion, steps out of Constantine Medical, still holding the phone. Except... this is not Constantine Medical, nor is he in Sambuca City. It is the neighbouring Sambuca Town, and the building he just stepped out of is an incomplete model of the real thing.
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - Contingency
An O.R.D.R.L.I. feed appears on the two big screens, showing Vito Montani, Jeffrey Campbell and Palesa Jeyi. The former is pacing.
Campbell: Vito, calm down, mate.
Montani (grabs Campbell's shirt): CALM DOWN?!
Campbell: Grizzly's not a bloody idiot; he's just chancing his arm. He's bluffing!
Cyrus Reed returns to gorilla with a phone in hand. Grizzly lets go of Campbell and snatches it.
Montani (dialling and putting the phone on speaker): Tony! Tony, I need ya to get Cody and his mom-
Grizzly (voice): Tony can't come to the phone right now.
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - Cornered
David Bekker: Ladies and gentlemen, representing the Streetwise Krew, please welcome... VITO MOOOONTANIII!!!
The Newark native, shirtless and shredded, strolls down the ramp.
SDS: What's that in his hands?
DS: Hopefully, a written apology, a letter of resignation AND a statement of guilt.
Montani enters the ring and gestures for Bekker to hand over his microphone. The announcer obeys and scrambles out of the ring as quickly as his pudgy form allows.
Montani: MANILA!
The crowd pops and the name drop.
Montani: How ya doin'?
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - Cop
The Wallace's theme continues blasting through the speaker as they step through the curtain into gorilla. They are greeted by the loud, one-man applause of the General Manager, Jeffery Campbell. A PA shows up with water bottles and towels.
Campbell (holds up hands): Gents... thank you! From the bloody bottom of me heart, thanks a heap! After all the flamin' crap I've put up with tonight, it was a ripper to have some good, clean WRESTLIN'!
Axel (wiping his face): Well, about as clean as you could get with the witch lady and her golems around.
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - The Battalion Bros vs Team Wallace
SDS: From Tecton to Tag Teams, here's David Bekker!
David Bekker: The following is a No. 1 contender's Tag Team Match, and it is scheduled for one fall! The winner of the match will challenge for the titles in next week's End of January Special!
The crowd pops.
Pyro shoots up from the stage, screeching loudly before falling back down and exploding, followed by a grungy rock track playing. Two men draped in camo walk out. A well-built Caucasian with a bandana and a ginger beard, and a shorter, leaner, brown-skinned luchador with a camo mask and blonde mohawk.
They walk down together, slapping hands with fans on either side.
David Bekker: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 196 kilos, Major Mallory, El Soldado, the Battalion Bros!
DS: This is ridiculous, Darryl! These two fools got beat by Tom and Dick on episode 1! Why do they get a title shot?
SDS: Well, as it turns out, this was meant to be a Triple Threat Tag Team Match. However, Tom, Dick & Harry got destroyed when they went looking for a fight with the Madness on Monday, so they were taken out.
DS: That's not fair!
SDS: Maybe they should have gotten their priorities straight. Besides, Mallory and Soldado got the bounce-back win last week against the Wild Thornes. They've earned this opportunity.
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - Seth and Kraken Khan vs Dennis Zázrak (c)
SDS: Ladies and gentlemen, if you're just joining us, Johnny Cyclone was just viciously attacked in the parking bay by Kruscher, who powerslammed Cyclone through the sunroof of a parked car.
DS: It was sick!
SDS: Cyclone has been loaded into an ambulance and taken to a local hospital. We are currently awaiting an update on his condition.
DS: Hopefully some sense was knocked into him.
SDS: I'm about to knock some into you.
The crowd pops.
DS: I forgot about this paródia grotesca!
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - The Honey Badger vs Kala Kahuna II
A virtuosic guitar accompanied by heavy rock riffs plays to a pop. The two big screens show a honey badger going about its day: burrowing, climbing, looking cute, biting the balls of lions. The man himself briskly walks out, looking small and rabid.
David Bekker: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! On the way to the ring, from Hoedspruit, Limpopo, South Africa, standing 168 centimetres and weighing in at 104 kilos, THEEEEEEE HONEY BADGEERRRRRR!
SDS: The last time we saw this man, he was sent flying like a boomerang by the World Dominion Champion, Paul Grizzly.
DS: Yeah, after he got pinned by Kahuna in the tag team match and then went crazy, squeezing his balls.
SDS: "Went" crazy?
DS: ... I see your point.
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - Crash Course
The cameraman follows Katrina Petrov into the arena's parking bay. There she finds the towering form of Johnny Cyclone, clad in his aqua-green singlet, pacing with his white-gloved hands on his hips, seemingly talking to the air.
Petrov: Johnny...? Do you perhaps have a moment?
The young African-American looks up at the ceiling, "One second, Lord," and turns to the interviewer.
Cyclone: How's it going, Katrina?
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - Mudir vs Mystery Opponent
A modern remix of Cello Suite No.1 in G major, BWV 1007 by Johann Sebastian Bach is heard on the speakers. The crowd is utterly confused as the Yemeni man walks out in his boxing-style robe, no glasses or book to be found in his hands. Only a microphone.
DS: Here he comes. The Plan himself!
SDS: I am not calling him that.
Mudir: Good evening, Manila!
The crowd pops.
PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - Male-Dominated Spaces
Another O.R.D.R.L.I. feed begins to load on the two big screens. Before the video even starts, sounds are heard. The sounds of screams and grunts, of fists and feet.
SDS: Now, what's happening?
DS (listening and frowning): Wait, doesn't that sound like-?
And then the feed appears. The crowd screams in shock.
SDS: Its- It's Raquel Santana!
DS: What?
SDS: Raquel Santana is assaulting Kevin Kambole!
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