PSW Cast: "Lucky" Lei D

2K screenshot stylised by Gemini

Hometown: Macau, China

Birth Date: 7/8/2006

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - The Madness vs Chelem Jabbar & the Track Queens

Briar Lane: Your main event of the evening is a Six-Person Tag Team Match, and it is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: One fall!

A growling female voice is heard yelling “Faavalevale!” The four wrestlers in the ring stop fighting at the look at the stage. A deep male voice yells “Porangi!” then an even deeper male voice roars “Vale!” All three then together scream, "MADNESS!" before a deep bass guitar and tribal drums are heard. 

The titantron shows chains swinging from side to side as the sliding doors open. Asovale comes out first, her beaded braids covering her eyes. Henare and Manu flank her, rolling shoulders and frothing at the mouth respectively. The crowd reaction is a mix of boos and cheers, all loud.

Briar Lane: On the way to the ring, at a combined wait of 857 pounds, Lulu Asovale, Hunapo Henare and Kaivao Manu, THE MAAAAAAAADNNEEEEESSSS!!!

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Tour of the Islands

Chloe Davis: It has been an insane night in just our 3rd episode of the Monday Night Madhouse. Brutality, athleticism, humiliation, sensational debuts as we just saw... chemical warfare and drama. Speaking of drama (points at the toxic symbol on the door), I'm here at what was earlier the site of a "therapy session" between Seraphina Dubois and her partner, Talon. Now, no one has seen or heard from either since the segment broke out intoa  vicious brawl, so... (turns the handle, opens door slightly to peek inside) I'm just going to look and report ba-

A very loud moan escapes the room. The crowd recognises it immediately. Davis slams the door shut and stares into the camera with bulging eyes, a hand over mouth and a face as red as the sunset.

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Meet the Inmates

With the building warmed up, we march to the main event. 3 important matches take place beforehand with multiple debuts, showcasing the depth of the Madhouse roster:

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Breaking the Ice

As Athiambo continues on her path up the ramp, her now steady breaths become visible. 

Shamoon: Is it getting cold in here?

A.B.: As a matter of fact, yes?

Dominga: Hey, guys, turn down the ACs, will you?

The lights in the arena shift to a dark blue as a cold wind flies in, and Athiambo's intense guitar riffs are cut off by a deep-sounding Latin instrumental overlayed with Aztec chants and an orchestral chorus. The sliding doors open, revealing a stocky frame, a set of glowing blue eyes and the golden gleam of the Thunderweight Championship. The crowd boos heavily. Those who aren't shivering, of course.

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Kalavina Leota vs Athiambo

A high-pitched scream is heard...

Dominga: What the hell?

... followed by a low growl and then an aggressive hard rock/industrial metal hybrid plays to loud cheers from the Himbeergeist crowd.

Briar Lane: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: One fall.

Dominga: Oh, right! I almost forgot this was a wrestling show. 

Shamoon: And what a match we're about to see.

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Good News

Shamoon: I still can't get over that segment just now.

A.B.: Indeed, every week we learn more and more about Luisa Festa.

Dominga: Yeah, like she's absolutely psychotic. How do you do that? Ruin somebody's relationship like that?

A.B.: Frankly, I think she did them a favour. Toxic indeed.

Shamoon: You guys think a doctor, a real doctor, could cure... whatever that is?

A.B.: I don't think so, but since we're on the topic, we just received word of an incident that took place in the office of Dr Anya Sharma. Let's have a look,

We see an O.R.D.R.L.I feed in the Trainer's Room. Sarah Esposito is seated on a chair. Her calf, swollen from Cobra's bite, is outstretched. Her bronze skin is a sickly yellow and she has bags under her eyes. There's a big metal bucket next to her. Zadie Chen walks in with a bottle of water. Esposito reaches for it, but then grabs the bucket and proceeds to hurl.

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Couples Therapy

A video appears on the titantron and we find ourselves in a room with white walls, red curtains, and a big couch. There are several ornaments, pots and pillars around them.

"Socialite" Seraphina Dubois sits on one side of the couch, dressed in a black jacket over a fitting white dress with pink stripes with high-heels. A pair of red-rimmed sunglasses rests on the top of her head, with lipstick to match. Her long blonde hair was slicked back. 

"Emperor" Talon sits on the other end of the chair, dressed like Napoleon, bicorne hat and Austerlitz sword included. 

Both of them have their legs crossed and their chins resting on their hands and their lower lips jutting out and brows deeply furrowed, all while facing away from each other.

A.B.: What is this?

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Chakir Jabbar w/ Chelem Jabbar vs Roger Evans (c)

The ladders are set up on the left and right sides of the ring. The Bloodbath Championship hangs high above it. Chelem stands outside, by Chakir’s corner with his camera rolling. 

Briar Lane: The following singles contest is a ladder match and it is for the PSW Bloodbath Championship! Introducing the challenger. Representing JabbarTV, from Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan, standing 5 foot 10 and weighing in at 189 pounds, Chakir Jabbar! 

Chakir hops the turnbuckle, pulls up his shirt and throws it into the cheering crowd.

Briar Lane: Introducing the champion. From Long Beach, California in the USA, standing 6 foot 2 and weighing in at 206 Kilos, he is the Crimson King, Roger Evans! 

Evans just leans against the turnbuckle and throws up the peace sign to boos.

The bell rings. 

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Dumb and Dumber^2

The 20-year-old Crimson King stands in the ring, wearing his signature fedora, Hawaiian shirt, white-out sunglasses and of course, his Crimson, the Bloodbath Championship. His alternative rock theme is barely heard over the boos.

Evans: So who's it gonna be this week? Who thinks they can hang with Roger Evans and take his title? 

Dominga: If I hadn't promised my father to never wrestle again, I'd go in there and do it myself. 

 A.B.: You would have had to get in line. 

A bopping beat is heard. Two tiger outlines, one orange and one green, slide onto the titantron from either side and overlap each other. The letters HN appear on screen, red and blue respectively. 

 Dominga: Oh no. 

 Shamoon: Oh, yes! 

 Dominga: Is there seriously no one else back there?