PSW Fight Pit End of January Special - Suvatime Rendering

- 31 January 2031

An open-air complex defined by the stark, cantilevered roof of its main grandstand and the open grassy slopes that frame the breezy seaside perimeter. Psycho Style Wrestling and Fight Pit imagery hangs everywhere.

Thousands of iTaukei, Indo-Fijians and tourists from around the world pack into the tiered plastic seats of the imposing, covered main stand and spill onto the lush, grassy embankments encircling the bold blue running track, rich green rugby pitch and, of course, the wrestling ring.

SDS: With the Valentine's Brawl in Dunedin, New Zealand two weeks from tomorrow, we are LIVE from Suva, Fiji! Welcome, everyone, to our special 31st of January edition of Psycho Style Wrestling's Friday Night Fight Pit. I'm "Striking" Darryl Stroligo, here with the Carnival King, Diogo Santos!

DS: It's goodbye, Janu-Worry and hello Feb-Hooray, Darryl! I am feeling so good right now!

SDS: It's nice to see those extra zeros, isn't it?

DS: Absolutely, got the alert this morning! But you know who else is gonna pay tonight? That palhaço, Vito Montani! 

PSW Fight Pit Episode 4 - A Killa In Manila

- 24 January 2031

A black SUV pulls up outside a striking, eye-shaped glass facade and a massive exterior LED screen that lights up a waterfront. This SUV is followed by 3 MPD cruisers. Several PSW security guards, led by the new gargantuan Deputy-Security Chief Cyrus Reed, march outside to meet him. 

SDS: What's this about?

DS: It must be Miss Manila. I hear she's smoking! Hope she joins us...

SDS (tries to smack him, only to hit something hard): OW! What?

DS (Pulls off hat and wig to reveal a helmet): HA! I was ready for you!

One of the back doors of the pops opens and out walks the tall, tanned and shredded gangster known as...

SDS: It's Vito Montani!

DS: Aarrrrgghh!! 

PSW Fight Pit Episode 3 - Power Vacuum

- 17 January 2031

SDS: Welcome everybody to Episode 3 of the Friday Night Fight Pit! I'm "Striking" Darryl Stroligo, joined as always by the "Carnival King" Diogo Santos! We are coming to you live from the famous Anvil Arena in Pisco!

 

DS: More like PISS-co, Darryl! This place stinks, literally!

SDS: I thought that was you.

DS: I smell like a million bucks!

SDS (leans in): Great, you start paying me back.

DS (slides his chair away): Okay, let's acalmar companheiro. It's a figure of speech.

PSW Fight Pit Episode 2 - Grizzly Business

 

- 10 January 2031

SDS: Welcome everyone to the second episode of Psycho Style Wrestling's Friday Night Fight Pit! I'm "Striking" Darryl Stroligo, joined, as always, by the "Carnival King" himself, Diogo Santos, and we are LIVE from the Dandelion Dome in Jenever. 

DS: I'm still confused about who the hell Jennifer is and why they named a city after her.

SDS: For the 10th time, it's Jen-e-VER!

DS: That's what I said. Jennifer.

SDS: With a V! You say it with a V, like the drink.

DS: Jennifer's a drink? The more you know.

SDS: Nevermind! We have a couple of updates for you, but first, let's take you back to the chaotic ending of our debut episode!

PSW Fight Pit Episode 1 - Hero's Welcome

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- 3 January 2031

The capacity crowd is rabid, held back by a chain-link barricade in the fog-filled arena. A ramp leads down from a stage with two big screens displaying the letters P S W in red, purple and blue, respectively, to the ring. The ring is completely white save for the steel-grey ropes and the words "FIGHT PIT" splattered on the apron in blue.

SDS: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Welcome everybody to the first episode of Psycho Style Wrestling's Friday Night Fight Pit. "Striking" Darryl Stroligo here with the "Carnival King" Diogo Santos, and we are LIVE from the Tenamaxtli Stadium in the town of Tequila!

DS: "Tequila", my ASS, Darryl! Have you tasted the stuff they got here? It's like drinking horse piss, companheiro. They should change the name!

SDS: How do you know what that tastes like?

DS: NO COMMENT!