PSW Fight Pit End of January Special - Suvatime Rendering

- 31 January 2031

An open-air complex defined by the stark, cantilevered roof of its main grandstand and the open grassy slopes that frame the breezy seaside perimeter. Psycho Style Wrestling and Fight Pit imagery hangs everywhere.

Thousands of iTaukei, Indo-Fijians and tourists from around the world pack into the tiered plastic seats of the imposing, covered main stand and spill onto the lush, grassy embankments encircling the bold blue running track, rich green rugby pitch and, of course, the wrestling ring.

SDS: With the Valentine's Brawl in Dunedin, New Zealand two weeks from tomorrow, we are LIVE from Suva, Fiji! Welcome, everyone, to our special 31st of January edition of Psycho Style Wrestling's Friday Night Fight Pit. I'm "Striking" Darryl Stroligo, here with the Carnival King, Diogo Santos!

DS: It's goodbye, Janu-Worry and hello Feb-Hooray, Darryl! I am feeling so good right now!

SDS: It's nice to see those extra zeros, isn't it?

DS: Absolutely, got the alert this morning! But you know who else is gonna pay tonight? That palhaço, Vito Montani! 

SDS: That's right, in our main event, the Streetwise Krew's Vito Montani once again challenges the indomitable Paul Grizzly for the World Dominion Championship in an AMBULANCE MATCH! If Montani loses, he can NEVER challenge for Dominion again so long as Grizzly holds it. There has been so much carnage, so much hatred, so much destruction in this feud. Something has to give. SOMEBODY has to pay!

DS: Pay in BLOOD, Darryl! But you used a real funny word there. "Challenge".  Like how Axel and Oscar, Team Wallace, are going to "challenge" for the Tag Team Championships. HAHA!!!

SDS: The Wallace brothers are finally getting their chance to reclaim the titles they lost at Ascension at the hands of Tình Nhân's monstrous sons, Hổn Loạn and Mộng Dữ, Pandemonium!

DS: Pandemonium indeed, baby! ... She's not going to join us at the desk again, is she?

SDS: If she does, you're on your own. 

DS: That's cold, man.

SDS (shrugs): It's just business. And speaking of, you know we were talking about getting paid. A lot of people got paid this past week, but tonight, somebody gets to walk away with just a little bit extra!

DS: Oh, hell yeah! The Fight Pit Fight Purse Gauntlet! 100,000 dollars on the line. Hey, Campbell, let me in on that; I got alimony!

SDS: I don't know if our GM's feeling that generous, Diogo, but Jeffery Campbell has promised that we will get an update on the status of Danys Vités, who was meant to be Fight Pit's representative to challenge the Madhouse's El Demonio de las Heladas for the Thunderweight Championship. That is before Heladas mutilated Vités' mask and face in a heinous assault last week.

DS: Yeah, and did you see that Shabani lady on Monday, with that "thoughts and prayers" bs?

SDS (frowning): Oh, I saw it alright, and if I can speak plainly, Madame Shabani, you can rest assured that one way or another, your champion will have a worthy challenger from our brand. 

DS: Yeah, save your prayers for yourselves, because Thunder's coming to us! But, Darryl, I'll tell you who I'm NOT praying for tonight: that nepo baby brat, Sara Blood Jr, who's about to get taken to wrestling school by the Plan Himself, Mudir!

SDS: Oh boy, Sara Blood Jr. Last week, Jeffrey Campbell let her pick her opponent for tonight's show, and she chose Mudir, the man who has made it his mission to verbally antagonise her for weeks now. Blood has promised to rip out Mudir's tongue and kick his teeth in tonight "on her mama". Her mother, of course, being our President of Talent Relations and Head of Creative, Sara Williams FKA Big Mama Moolah, and her father being our CEO Sanka Williams FKA Bredda G. This... is not going to be pretty.

DS: No, it's not. You know what else wasn't pretty? Johnny Cyclone getting his punk ass powerslammed through the sunroof for running his damn mouth!

SDS: Cyclone was getting interviewed about what was supposed to be the rubber match between him and Kruscher last week, before the latter attacked him and tried to cripple him. It was disgusting, dangerous and just disappointing for an athlete of Kruscher's calibre. 

DS: Wah wah wah! You know what's disappointing? That Kruscher hasn't been given his rightful Dominion Title match. He's been forced to play house with some kid who thinks he's a superhero. Not that I'm complaining about getting to see Montani beaten to a pulp AGAIN!

SDS: Well, despite the severity of his actions, Kruscher is going to see action tonight, and you're not going to believe who it was that confronted him when he arrived at the building.

DS: Who?

SDS: You'll see, but we need to talk about Tecton. Last week, Dennis Zázrak retained his championship in a Handicap Match against Seth and Kraken Khan, only to find out immediately that he must defend against both men once again, at the Brawl in a Triple Threat Match!

DS: And it's a crime against humanity! Campbell is a monster!

SDS: I don't know about a monster, but I do know that THE monster Kraken Khan and Seth, Apathy in Motion, will get the chance to get their hands on each other in a momentum-boosting clash of titans!

DS: Hope Khan rips that idiot's face off! 

SDS: All this and more on the Friday Night Fight Pit's End of January Special!

DS: VAMOOOOOOOS!!!