[Email] PSW 2030 Draft - Round-Up

 From: Sara Williams

Fri, Dec 6, 23:40 PM (8 hours ago)

To: Nalah Shabani, Jeffrey Campbell, Tony Garcia, Bethany Jones

CC: Sanka Williams, Anya Sharma, Brendan Steele, Joe Wilson, Mike Miller, Palesa Jeyi

BCC: Darryl Stroligo, Alf Balducci, Dominga Alvarez, Diogo Santos, Aazif Shamoon

Hello everyone! Hope you are doing well.

That was a great draft.

Below you will find the “final” roster breakdown as per the draft which will go into effect the night after Ascension, which is the first episode of the Monday Night Madhouse. I say “final” because this business, and our company, is always changing. Even now, we’re scouting and signing new talent. Some of the names you see here may live on for generations. 

Some of them will die. Not literally, of course (although we are prepared for such a tragedy; These people all know what they signed up for), but in the sense of washing out because they just didn’t have it. It’s up to the GMs to decide whose worth investing in, but it’s up to the talent to prove themselves worthy of such investment. I’m talking money and time. Both are finite. One, we can never get back.

On that note, let me introduce you all to @Mike Miller and @Palesa Jeyi, who will be the producers of the Madhouse and Fight Pit, respectively. Meaning they’ll be the GMs’ right hands in keeping the shows running. And speaking of…

There’s going to be another powwow session on Monday to discuss the plan for Ascension and address a couple incidents that took place during the draft. Yes, @Nalah Shabani and @Jeffrey Campbell, I’m looking at you. (And I’m loving it, but my job requires I give you a spanking in front of the class.)

We’re also going to address the situation with the Madhouse’s midcard, since the Fight Pit decided to keep Tecton all to themselves. Tag Team wrestling is great, but singles stars on the rise (or on the fall) need something to fight for.

@Bethany Jones and @Tony Garcia, I leave it up to you to remind the fans that while the Jewell and Dominion are genderlocked, everything else is fair game for both the boys and girls. Don’t care how you do it, just don’t be boring about it.

See you all then.

Have a great weekend. It’s going to be one of your last. HAHAHAHAHA!

~

Sara Williams

President of Talent Relations

Psycho Style Wrestling Inc.

PSW 2030 Draft XIII - Conclusion

Boos continue to rain down as Maharaj celebrates up the ramp, while the ref revives Sara Jr.

DS: So, it's over now, right? We can go home.

SDS: Just hang in there. Their statuses need to be made official, and I think Sara Blood Jr just found out she lost.

DS: Good riddance. We have enough nepo babies around here. Honestly, they should both go, but Maharaj- I do mean butt-

*SMACK*

PSW 2030 Draft XII - Shay Maharaj vs Sara Blood Jr

SDS: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the 2030 PSW draft. If you're just joining us-

DS: Where the hell have you been? You missed the whole thing.

SDS: Nalah Shabani and Jeffrey Campbell have made their respective final picks in the 6th round. What happens next is completely out of their hands. 

PSW 2030 Draft XI - Small Victories

Round 5 ends, and we find the failing Francophones in Dr Anya Sharma's office. 

Dr Sharma (deadpan, looking at her clipboard, which is blank): For the last time, Ms Dubois, there's nothing wrong with you!

Dubois (frantically pointing at her cheek): LOOK AT ME! I'm disfigured.

PSW 2030 Draft X - The Champions' Suite

High up in the building, away from the fans and the lower card, we find a large suite. A box in the sky. Emerald green walls, velvet carpeting, a bar with a tender and two tables of hors d'oeuvres, each standing next to a large throne.

PSW 2030 Draft IX - Friends, Old & New

Esposito gets to the back with both hands covering her backside, with Chen following her.

Esposito: Why didn't you tell me?!

Chen (comes up next to her): We were in the middle of a match.

Esposito: I meant after!

PSW 2030 Draft VIII - Dubois/Talon vs Chen/Esposito

SDS: Ladies and gentlemen, we've just received word about an incident involving several members of the newly christened Madhouse roster-

DS: More like the Cardhouse, Darryl! Get it? Because it's a house of cards and it's falling apart.

PSW 2030 Draft VII - Marking Territory

A recess in the draft occurs. Catering and concessions open for wrestlers and fans, respectively; the former separated for the different rosters and those undrafted. 

It's in the Madhouse catering area that we find the no.1 pick, Sarah Esposito, alone, eating some potato salad. Suddenly, a crash sound is heard, followed by a shrill scream.

PSW 2030 Draft VI - Colours and Characters

The first half of Round 3 quickly becomes the Francophone/Creole block. 

PSW 2030 Draft V - Shrinking Space

Montani and Olwagen's drafting to the Fight Pit (and the former's subsequent securing of the No. 1 contendership to Dominion) has ended Round 1 of the draft, with each brand having 4 picks out of a total 8. 

PSW 2030 Draft IV - Kruscher vs Vito Montani

Kruscher and Montani circle each other. The latter has his hands up, head bobbing from side to side; The former looking utterly unimpressed.

SDS: And here we go, impromptu no. 1 contender's match-up underway. Fight Pit GM Jeffrey Campbell is already flexing his managerial muscles.

DS: Maybe he should have flexed his brain muscles, Darryl. Kruscher already beat this palhaço on Saturday! He should already be the No. 1 contender! And the champion, but that's a different story. This is ridiculous!

PSW 2030 Draft III - Raising The Stakes

SDS: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the power interruption, but we are now ready to continue to draft.

Shabani (clears throat again): I wish you the best of luck with your tag division, Jeffrey, but I think it's important to clarify that the Tag Team Championships will be floating between BOTH brands. 

PSW 2030 Draft II - First Impressions

As Sara Williams makes her way to the back, the responsibility of providing play-by-play fall to two men seated at ringside. One man, a middle-aged, bearded Croat dressed in a pale blue suit is "Striking" Daryl Stroligo. The other, an equally wisened Pardo with a chin puff, wearing a big feathered hat, a white Zoot suit and round shades, is the "Carnival King" Diogo Santos.

PSW 2030 Draft I - Opening Ceremony

It is the 6th of December, 2030. 

9,000 fans fill the Sambuca City University arena. They surround a ring with the red-purple-and-blue logo of Psycho Style Wrestling printed on the apron. From that very ring, a red carpet stretches up a ramp to a big black stage.