A.B.: And there we see Queen Cobra, the former Jewell's Champion and, of course, the wife of El Demonio de las Heladas, helping her husband to the back.
Dominga: Now that he's back under the lights, just look at him. He's bleeding like a stuck pig!
Shamoon: Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Dominga: Well, I hope it was worth it, because now the Thunderweight title match at the Valentine's Brawl is in jeopardy and that hothead Vités is going to be in jail for a long time.
Shamoon: Wanna bet?
Dominga: No. I will never bet you anything again.
Cobra has the dazed demon's arm over her shoulder, while holding his belt in her free hand. Lanky as she is, it takes everything she has to support him, yet support him she does.
Shamoon: You know, with how much of a terrorist Cobra's been since day one, it's crazy to see her tender side.
A medic approaches Heladas, offering to take him, but Cobra loudly hisses at him, fangs dripping.
A.B.: You were saying?
Dominga: It's called being protective.
A.B.: It's called not letting the medical professionals do their job. That man needs real help, physical and psychological. And I'll tell you who else needs psychological help: those Jabbar twins.
Shamoon: Oh, don't remind me. What they did to Eeva Mustonen last week? Just sick.
Dominga: Yeah, it was...
Shamoon: ...
Dominga: I mean sick in the same way you do. Come on, I'm not that evil... all the time.
A.B.: It was utterly despicable, especially after what had been the single best in-ring performance by the Jabbars-
Dominga: And they still lost.
A.B.: -so much so that they had finally earned the respect of the Track Queens, namely Elsa Filipsson, only to attack them from behind and target Eeva's knee with a series of vicious chair shots. An attack so vicious that they were suspended for the remainder of the Madhouse side of the PSW Pacific tour and fined $25,000 each.
Dominga: Why do I get the feeling this is a segue?
Shamoon: What? What did they do now?
A.B.: See for yourself.
A video appears on the big screen showing the Jabbars in a large bedroom. Chakir sits at the desk, holding the camera while Chelem paces behind, angrily seething. The JabbarTV logo appears in the bottom right, indicating the video is from their channel.
Chelem: It's bull****, man. It's bull****!
Chakir: Come on, Chel. Let's do this.
Chelem (throws up arms and keeps pacing): BULLSHIT!
Chakir: Okay, I'll start. (looks into camera) What's up, JabbarNation? Hope everyone's doing good. We decided to finally break our silence. It's been a really tough week. Um... Look, uh... I just want to say, um... what happened last Monday... .... Look, I... saw all the comments, all the DMs, emails... the posts on bLast... A lot of you were... really, really upset about what happened, and, um... You know, we... *sigh* we-we've had a week to try and process and reflect... (looks down at the table) and, uh... um... uh... (looks up at the ceiling)
Dominga: GET ON WITH IT!
Chakir (looks into the camera again): Look, I'm not going to speak for Chelem. He'll... say his peace. I just want to speak for myself and say... from the bottom... of my heart... f*** you.
The crowd gasps.
Chakir (veins popping, face getting redder): **** you. **** you! ***K YOU BACKSTABBING, SELF-RIGHTEOUS, HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF S**T!
Shamoon: Oh, come oooooon!
Chakir: You worthless ******* brokies virtue-signalling, using our names for clout! **** YOU! All we've gotten since we came to PSW is hate!
Chelem: HATERS EVERYWHERE!
Chakir: People saying we didn't belong here, when WE'RE the reason there's even a "here" to belong!
A.B.: What on Earth is he talking about?
Chakir: Make no mistake. We did not call Psycho Style Wrestling. Psycho Style Wrestling, Sara Williams HERSELF, called us! We didn't pick the Monday Night Madhouse. The Monday Night Madhouse, Nalah Shabani, picked US! You know why?
Chelem (stops pacing and lunges at the camera): BECAUSE WE'RE STARS! (goes back to pacing)
Chakir: Internet stars. They looked at our name, our brand, our following, and they wanted- no, they NEEDED to build this company's clout off it. We didn't need to sign up; we didn't have to use our platform that we built with our own blood, sweat and tears to help this company. We CHOSE to, and you know why?
Chelem (comes back): BECAUSE WE'RE WRESTLING FANS! (leaves)
Chakir: Lifelong wrestling fans. That's what this channel's about. We grew up watching it and we taught OURSELVES all the stuff. Japanese strong style, Mexican lucha, American style- hell, we were born in 2004. You know what else was born in 2004?
Chelem: PSYCHO. STYLE!
Chakir: Exactly! The stars literally aligned for us to be here and help bring that dead movement back to life by bringing eyes to this company, and do we get any credit? Huh? Do we get any gratitude? NO! We get jumped and attacked, week after week, by some fat, smelly sickos from ****ing Skull Island or wherever the fu**, but even worse than that -even worse than THAT- we get disrespected and punked out by some... a pair of ungrateful, b**chy European c***s...
A.B.: Goodness gracious!
Chakir: ... who... ride around on f****ng... (looks over at Chelem)
Chelem (stops pacing, pulls out notes and checks): ROLLER SKATES! IN 2031!
Chakir (looks up then at the camera): You... come down to that ring, on live TV, with your little... plaid skirts, your crop tops and your pigtails- what are you, 16?
Chelem: GROWN. ASS. WOMEN!
Chakir (sits up, pointing at the camera): -and you have the audacity, the f****** gall to call US a liability?!
Dominga: He... kinda has a point.
Chakir(slaps table and grits teeth): Well, how the ******* turn tables! Chel!
Chelem: WHAT?!
Chakir: Tell them! Tell them how good it felt to smash that bi***'s knee with chart.
Chelem: BAHAT HI ZABARDAST MUHASOS HAWA!!!
Chakir: He said it felt DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN GOOD! And you KNOW that we wanted nothing more than to go to New Guinea and finish what we started... (stares with wide-eyed rage into the camera, then suddenly sits back and shrugs)... but we can't. Unfortunately, or I guess, fortunately for the other "Trash" Queen, we got suspended for the rest of the Pacific Tour...
A.B.: Thank God for that.
Chakir (raises finger): ... from the Madhouse.
Shamoon: Huh?
Chakir (smiles): But I know a show that isn't the Madhouse.
Shamoon: No...
Chakir: So... Elsa. I've got a question for you... ... ... ♪♪Do you wanna build a snowman?♪♪ (throws head back) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *sighs*
He sits quietly for moment, smiling to himself while his brother continues to pace around like a caged tiger, the very animal they use for their logo.
Chakir: Seriously though, here's the real question. Actually, it's... more like a... proposal.
Chelem (walks to the camera yet again and leans in close): Elsa, will YOU be OUR Valentine?
Chakir tilts his head in order to be seen and makes a kissy face for the camera.
The video ends.
~ Social Media
The Tube (JabbarTV Official Upload: "We need to talk." - Posted 2 hours ago)
@JabbarNation_Alpha (Pinned Comment):
THEY REALLY HAD US IN THE FIRST HALF NGL 😂 Bro Chakir's face when he dropped the F-bomb... legendary.
@GrappleTruth2031:
You guys literally shattered a woman’s knee with a steel chair because your feelings got hurt. Now you’re playing the victim? Eeva Mustonen is in a hospital right now, and you’re making jokes about snowmen. Actual psychopaths.
@ChelFanatic: Womp womp. 🎻 Should’ve respected the clout. The Queens used them for main event status then tossed them aside.
@GrappleTruth2031: Used them?! The Jabbars abandoned the 8-person tag to chase a singles belt, got their asses beat by Evans, and left the Queens to get slaughtered by The Madness! Do you even watch the matches or just these vids??
@ChelFanatic: Ain't reading all that. JabbarTV on top 🐯🔥
@Junk13:
"A pair of ungrateful bchy European c*s" DAMN Chakir went scorched earth. They are leaning all the way into the villain era and I am here for it.
@RollerDerbyDiehard:
You’re not "bringing a dead movement back to life." You're internet trolls who couldn't handle getting exposed by real athletes. Elsa is going to murder you both.
@TheRealist2031:
Been refreshing since you guys dropped this two hours before Madhouse went live. Seeing it play on the arena jumbotron and watching the crowd react in real-time was surreal.
bLast (Live Timeline - #PSWMadhouse Trending)
@MatRats_Daily
Wait, Shabani actually just aired the JabbarTV non-apology on the live broadcast? 💀 She has ZERO control over this brand. First the Heladas/Vités street brawl and now she’s giving free airtime to the guys she just suspended.
@SmarkTearsQuote bLasting a clip of Chakir saying "HOW THE TURN TABLES"
He’s out of line but is he wrong? The Queens called them liabilities in Episode 4. Fast forward two weeks, and Eeva's knee is dust. You can't insult people in PSW and not expect them to catch you in the parking lot or the ring.
@ElsaStanAccount
Everyone laughing in the quotes makes me sick. Eeva might never skate or wrestle again. And now these two sociopaths are using a legal loophole to stalk Elsa to The Valentine's Brawl because the suspension is only for the Madhouse tour? Get security on them immediately.
@PitBruiser
"We didn't pick the Madhouse, Shabani picked us." Honestly, massive respect for exposing management. Corporate brought in influencers for cheap engagement and now they’re shocked the influencers are acting like sociopaths for clicks. Frankenstein’s monster right there.
@ScrapIron_88 Notice how they barely mentioned the Madness? They know who they can bully. They targeted the roller skaters because they got embarrassed by Asovale and her brothers. Cowards.
@LuchaLibreLife
Chelem having to check his notes just to say "roller skates in 2031" is the funniest thing that has happened on this show since November. 😭
@FightPitBurner
So wait, if they show up in Dunedin for the PPV... Elsa is entirely by herself. 2-on-1 against guys who just proved they will snap your limbs for a YouTube thumbnail. She needs to find a partner FAST.
@JabbarNationGeneral:
CHAKIR WENT OFF 🗣️🔥 Everyone acting like the Queens didn’t disrespect them first. They brought eyes to this dead promotion and got treated like garbage. W Chel for the pacing aesthetic. 🐅
Quote bLast from @PuroresuPurity:
Are you completely neuro-fried? They shattered a woman’s knee with a steel chair. Eeva is literally in surgery. This isn't a clout war, it's aggravated assault. Lock them up.
VaniTea
@TeaTimeWrestling:Video clip of Chakir throwing his head back laughing maniacally, paired with the "Do you wanna build a snowman" audioCaption: When the notes app apology turns into a supervillain origin story 💅☕️ The Jabbar twins just officially turned heel on the entire internet and exploited a contract loophole in the same breath. Are we stanning the toxicity?
@VaniTeaUser88: The way Chelem was just pacing like a caged animal in the background... the aesthetic of this video goes so hard.
@QueenEevaDefense: Y'all romanticizing assault now? Cool cool cool.
@JabbarWife: "Will you be our Valentine?" I AM SCREAMING 😭 Chakir is so unhinged I love him.
@AestheticSuplex: It’s giving Joker, but with better lighting and a ring light.
@Style_And_Slam:Carousel of screenshots showing Chakir's veins popping vs his calm, creepy smile at the endCaption: Say what you want about the Jabbars, but they understand the assignment. They knew the whole "we're so sorry" influencer trope was played out. Dropping this on their own channel 4 hours ago and forcing PSW to air it on live TV so they don't lose the narrative? PR masterclass.
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