The stars are out in full force now. The moon sits above in its full glory.
Shamoon: You guys wanna hear a crazy stat?
Dominga: No.
A.B.: Sure thing.
Dominga (scowls at Alf): I thought we were in sync now?
Shamoon: Last month, at the Super Fight, we crowned five champions.
Shamoon: So, we haven't had a single successful title defence tonight.
Dominga (blinks while processing): Wow... That is crazy.
Shamoon: I know, right? The Wallaces lost the tag belts, Kraken Khan lost and now Cobra lost, which, uh, wasn't a shock with amazing Empress Ngozi was- IS! I meant is.
A.B.: An astute observation, Aaz. It's been said that the true test of a champion is that first title defence. And so far, they've all failed.
Dominga: So, Super Fight was what? A fluke? All around?
A.B.: If Paul Grizzly fails to fend off Vito Montani, then absolutely.
Dominga: Alf, be serious. Grizzly isn't losing. Not to a punk like Montani.
A.B.: The same thing was said when Montani fought Kruscher at the draft.
Shamoon: Hey, speak of the devil.
The camera cuts to Kruscher in the crowd, dressed in a tank top and looking pissed.
Dominga: There he is. The man who should be fighting for the title tonight.
A.B.: Well, he isn't. So, he needs to get in line.
David Bekker: The following is a Street Fight and it is for the PSW World Dominion Championship!
A primal roar is heard. The titanron shows a first-person shot of snowy forest. A burst of pyro and the lumbering hairy giant with the belt of his shoulder marches down to the ring to a chorus of boos.
A.B.: Well, this is interesting. With Grizzly's ego, I figured he'd go the traditional route of having the champion enter second.
Dominga: It's been long night. He's probably in a hurry.
David Bekkerr: Introducing first, from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, standing 211 centimetres and weighing in at 198 Kilos, he is the Holder of Dominion, PAUL GRIZZLY!
Grizzly continues his march to the ring, climbing up the steps and stepping over the top rope. He raises his open palm and roars.
Shamoon: I just can't get over the sheer size of this man.
A.B.: With that size comes destructive power and a bad attitude.
Dominga: What's not to love about that?
Shamoon: I don't know, the excessive amount of body hair.
Dominga: ... Okay, I'll give you that one.
A.B.: Think of it like Samson from the Bible. The hairier he is, the stronger he'll be.
Shamoon: Really?
A.B.: Well... No, at least not to my knowledge, but his physical strength does in-fact rival that of an actual grizzly bear.
Dominga: I thought that was just a myth.
A.B.: Nope, it's been observed, studied and proven by science.
Vito and his small partner Cody walkout with microphones, greeting the crowd and fist-bumping.
Dominga: Look at these tontos.
The two of them lift their mics,
Cody: Hihy yo, Vito!
Vito: Yeah?
Cody (points at the ring): Whaht thihh hiell is that?
Vito (bends over and squints): I don' know. It sorta looks like a hairbawl on two legs.
Cody: They want you to fight a hairball?
Vito: Apparently?
Dominga: Who do these idiots think they are?
Grizzly walks over to the ropes and orders a crewman to hand him a microphone. He then turns to the duo.
Grizzly: So which one of you girls am I going to be flattening?
Vito: Oh ho, da hairbawl tawks.
Grizzly: Haha. You two are funny, but I've got a title to defend, so if one of you would be so kind as to get down here, so I can win and go home. That would be most appreciated.
Vito: Yuh got it 'rawng, old tima. Dat title's comin' home wit' me, but foist. Cody, tha case?
Cody pulls out a brown rectangular case and opens it. Inside are a pair of golden knuckle dusters.
Dominga: Oh, come on!
Shamoon: It's no DQ, isn't it? And Grizzly's got obvious advantages.
Dominga: He's already got his peanut gallery with him, what other advantages does he need?
A.B.: Every single advantage he can get.
Vito places a knuckle duster on each hand, then does a few fast jabs in the air.
Cody: Nightie night, Oupa.
The mics are dropped and the duo heads down to the ring.
David Bekker: And the challenger, accompanied by Cody K. Olwagen, from Newark, New Jersey in the United States of America, standing 204 Centimetres and weighing in at 121 Kilos, VITO MONTANI!
Vito climbs on to the apron and steps over the rope, with Cody hyping him up. The two combatants stand on opposite ends of the ring, Vito throws his beanie away. The ref holds up the belt, hands it to a crewman at ringside and signals for the bell to ring.
A.B.: Here we go, Street Fight underway.
Shamoon: Look, guys, I don't care how big, tough or strong you are, no one is walking after a direct blow from a knuckle duster.
Montani charges at the giant and leaps into the air for a punch.
*SMACK*
Dominga: ¡Dios mío!
A.B.: What a chop! Montani swatted like fly.
Grizzly pins Vito, but gets a 2-count. Grizzly grabs Vito by the throat with both hands, lifts him to his feet, then tosses him all the way back to his corner. Vito's back bounces off the turnbuckles and he lands on his stomach.
A.B.: Grizzly with a frightening show of power!
Dominga: Made all the more frightening by the fact that Vito is a big man in his own right.
Grizzly lets out a powerful roar. The roar turns into booming laughter the young thug. Vito shakes his head and looks up at the giant in fear. Grizzly lifts his foot and brings it down hard, with Vito barely rolling out of the ring in time. The impact of Grizzly's foot shakes the ring slightly. Vito backs away into the barricade.
Dominga: Hahaha! Not such a big talker now, are you?
Grizzly: What's the matter, tough guy?! They told me you loved a good fight! (Raises fists mocking Vito's earlier show) Come on!
Cody tries to hype Vito up and get the crowd behind him. Regaining his confidence, Vito prepares to charge into the ring, but Grizzly rolls out of the ring to meet him outside. Cody immediately ducks under the ring and Vito backs away again.
A.B.: The thing about hardcore matches, is that the ring is nothing more than an accessory. This match can end anywhere.
Dominga: That means there's nowhere Montani can run. Although, I would prefer if the angry, 400-pound bear-man would crush his opponent a fair distance away from us.
Grizzly follows Vito all the way to the commentary table. Cody comes out of the ring, climbs on to the apron and performs a dropkick on Grizzly's back. It just barely phases him, but it distracts him enough for Vito to hit him with a big boot, which does little more than stagger the giant.
Shamoon: Admirable use of teamwork.
Dominga: This is a one-on-one match!
Shamoon: With no rules.
Dominga: That's not the point.
Vito goes for another big boot, but Grizzly catches his foot and pushes him over. Cody hits Grizzly in the back with a steel chair, once again the attack barely registers, but Cody is already out of his reach when he turns around. He turns back to Vito and catches a wooden baseball bat with his face. The bat breaks, but the impact is enough to bring the giant to his knees.
A.B.: Santa Maria!
Shamoon: He's still conscious?
Dominga: Who the hell told the fans they could bring weapons into the arena?
A.B.: That was literally in every advertisement for the last month.
Cody climbs back up the then jumps off and hits a single leg bulldog on Grizzly. Vito quickly goes for the pin, Grizzly kicks out at 2.5 with authority.
Dominga: You jokers are going to have to do better than that.
Cody tosses Vito the chair from earlier and the latter unloads on Grizzly. The sounds of metal smacking against hairy flesh, echo throughout the arena.
A.B.: That chair may break when this is over.
Cody starts to pull the top of the commentary table apart, taking off the monitors and loose wires.
Dominga: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Cody: My job, meisie!
The chair is definitely bent after twelve shots. He sees the prepared table and smiles. He grabs Grizzly by the hair, but the arms of the giant are quickly wrapped around his lower abdomen. Grizzly picks him up and squeezes.
A.B.: Grizzly playing possum! He's got the Bearhug applied!
Cody tries everything to force Grizzly to let go.
Dominga: Awe, look at him trying so hard. It's absowutwy pwecious.
A.B.: But it seems in his haste, Grizzly didn't hook Vito's arms.
Vito claws at the giant's eyes, forcing him to let go, but Grizzly grabs him again, lifts him up and drives him into the barricade, crashing into an open area separating the crowd.
A.B.: Someone needs to get security out here! Those people could get hurt!
Dominga: Good, I hope he finds the jerk who brought the bat.
Grizzly shakes his head and blinks, Vito lies prone on the ground. Cody yells at him to get up, but he doesn't. Having regained himself, Grizzly looks down at Vito, his face a mask of fury.
Shamoon: Montani's out, Grizzly could just end this right now.
Dominga: But he won't, that idiot needs to be punished.
Grizzly walks over to the steel ring steps and carries them over to the table, stacking them on top of each other, right next to the table. The commentators wisely get up from their seats and move away. Cody tries to revive Vito by splashing water on his face, but Grizzly chases him off. He drags Vito over to the table.
Shamoon: I don't like the look of this.
Dominga: I absolutely love the look of this!
With a fist full of Vito's hair, Grizzly climbs the steps. Cody yells for Vito to wake up. Grizzly pulls Vito up on the table and prepares to powerbomb him through the table. Cody hits him in the shin with a crowbar.
Dominga: Who the f*** brings a crowbar to a stadium?!
A.B.: Only a wrestling fan!
Shamoon: A Psycho Style Wrestling fan!
Dominga: Shut up, Shamoon!
Grizzly fends off the nuisance, kicking away at the crowbar. Vito slowly comes to, while Cody keeps swinging the weapon.
Cody: Vito, ice him!
Vito grabs Grizzly's leg and lifts the giant onto his shoulders. The crowd goes wild.
Shamoon: Oh my-
Dominga: How?
A.B.: INCREDIBLE!!!
Vito grips Grizzly's head with his left arm and throws both himself back-first on to the table, with Grizzly taking the brunt of it.
A.B.: 'FFANGUL THROUGH THE TABLE! 'FFANGUL THROUGH THE TABLE! VITO MONTANI, WITH AN INHUMAN BURST OF STRENGTH, PUTTING THE BIG MAN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Dominga: I swear, I felt a tremor just now.
Shamoon: That has to be it!
Vito lays back for the pin. one, two, thr-
A.B.: And Grizzly gets the shoulder up in the nick of time!
Dominga: That's how badly he wants to keep the title. That belt brings a lot of power and privilege!
Cody sits on the ground and clutches his head in shock. Vito grabs Grizzly's arm and drags him from the wreckage, with great effort he manages to get him up and push him back into the ring. He gets in himself and walks over to Grizzly's starting corner. He picks up a knuckle duster and puts it on.
Shamoon: Now, it's definitely over.
Grizzly begins to stir, Vito stands over him, poised and ready.
Dominga: Stay down, Grizzly. Stay down!
The giant slowly gets to his hands and knees, the moment he gets one foot under him is when Vito sends his knuckle dusted fist at his head. Grizzly catches his wrist and, using his free hand, grabs Vito's face, pressing his fingers against the latter's skull. Grizzly lifts Vito up with one hand and brings him down hard.
A.B.: Claw hold slam by Grizzly!
Grizzly takes a moment to catch his breath, bending over and clutch his knees. Cody sneaks up behind him for a cheap shot with the crowbar, but Grizzly turns on a dime and grabs him by the face too. He keeps the claw hold for a full minute before lifting Cody up and slamming him on top of Vito.
Dominga: YES! That little nuisance is down for the count!
Grizzly drags both men over to a corner, then climbs the middle rope. He bounces for a bit, before jumping off it for a splash, landing on both of them.
A.B.: Grizzly's not done yet. He's got Vito in the Bearhug again, squeezing the life out of him.
Vito screams as his body is slowly crushed by the massive, hairy arms. Grizzly smiles sadistically the whole time. It is another full minute before he passes out from pain and lack of oxygen. The referee calls for the bell.
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and still the Holder of Dominion, PAUL GRIZZLY!
Grizzly throws Montani down and snatches his title from the referee.
A.B.: The streak is over. Paul Grizzly is the only defending champion to retain his gold. And how fitting that it should be the biggest prize there is.
Grizzly is about to leave, but notices the still writhing form of Cody K. Olwagen in the corner. He drops his title, stalks over to the small man and picks him for a Bearhug of his own.
A.B.: Oh no. No!
Shamoon: The match is over. You're still the champ. Let him go!
Dominga: It's all about sending a message!
The referee pleads with the Giant to let Olwagen go, but he holds his grip. Security guards led by Brendan Steele run into the ring to try and force him to let go. Vito starts to come to, but before he can process what's happening, Grizzly plants a foot on his chest and forces him to watch his friend get tortured
Shamoon: Someone stop this, please!
A.B.: Paul, you've made your point! Let him go, or you'll kill him!
Suddenly, a man in a dress shirt and jeans, slides into the ring and chop blocks the back of Grizzly's knee. The champion falls over, releasing Cody and removing his foot from Vito's chest.
Dominga: Who the-
A.B.: That's Johnny Cyclone!
Dominga: Who?!
A.B.: The 24th pick at the draft! The grandson of Oga Ajasco and he's taking it to the Dominion Champion!
Dominga: Is he crazy or stupid?!
Shamoon: He's brave, is what he is! Go, Johnny. Go- Oh no...
Grizzly gets his hand around Cyclone's throat and stands up.
A.B.: Montani's back on his feet!
Vito performs a bottom-rope springboard Superman punch and sends Grizzly stumbling.
Cyclone, another big man in his own right, gives Grizzly a big boot. The two of them work together and send the giant over the rope with a clothesline. The crowd roars with approval.
Shamoon: That's how it's done!
Cyclone keeps eyes on Grizzly while Vito checks on Cody, who is coughing and wheezing. Security
Dr Sharma and her team of medics rush down to the ring, while Big Joe Wilson and the rest of his referees, along with additional security, push Grizzly away from it.
Grizzly (pointing at Cyclone, voice drowned out by screaming crowd): You just made a big mistake, kid! You hear me? You just made a big mistake. THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE!
Cyclone: Bring it! I ain't scared!
Dominga: I almost wish I was on the Fight Pit. Just so I could watch Grizzly tear this upstart limb from limb!
One of the refs tries to hand Grizzly his title. He snatches it and walks away with an army of guards closely behind him.
In the ring, Cody is being helped on a stretcher with a ventilator on his face.
Shamoon: Imagine what would have happened if Cyclone didn't come down- Where did he even come from? He's as big as Montani, how'd he move that fast?
A.B.: Questions we don't have time to answer. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for tuning in for Psycho Style Wrestling Ascension! We'll see you all tomorrow night for the first episode of the Monday Night Madhouse. Good night, everyone.
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@SquaredCircleGeek
OMG! That 'Ffangul through the table! Vito Montani seriously just lifted 400lbsman with ease! That should have been the finish! 🤯🤯🤯 #PSW #DominionStreetFight #Montani
@TheRealist
Montani had to cheat and bring his partner, but damn, that was a power move. The Dominion title needs moments like this. This is the fight that belt demands. #FightPit #Ascension
@LuchaFanatic
Grizzly took a baseball bat to the face and kicked out at 2.99999999 from the 'Ffangul! That monster is unkillable. Seriously, is he even human? #PaulGrizzly
- @AussieBanter
@LuchaFanatic Of course he's unkillable! He's the only one champ from to save the Super Fight champions' reputation tonight. The belt wants him to win. All the other champs were WEAK! #PSWHistory
@TheGrizzlyTruth
He did it! PAUL GRIZZLY IS THE ONLY CHAMPION LEFT STANDING! Three titles lost, one saved. The Dominion is the only prize that matters. The rest of the show was filler. #DominionKing 🐻
@StatsKingPuroresu
STAT ALERT: With Paul Grizzly's successful defense, the final score for defending champions tonight is 1/4 (25%). The only Super Fight champ to survive the Ascension Curse is the World Dominion Champion. Undeniable proof of the title's prestige 📈
@AngryAuntie
I don't care about the belt. I care about that little man choking. This is going too far. This isn't entertainment😡
@WrestlingSleuth
WHO WAS THE GUY WHO JUST CHOP-BLOCKED GRIZZLY?! He's huge! He just saved Cody's life! #PSW #JohnnyCyclone
- @IndieSpotter
@WrestlingSleuth That's JOHNNY CYCLONE! He was the Fight Pit's 12th pick in the draft. Big, athletic powerhouse. He was tearing up the indies with his crazy dives! This is his debut! 🔥
@NewbieNat
Wait, why did the commentators say he's Oga Ajasco's grandson? Who is Oga Ajasco? Is this guy crazy or stupid to get in the ring with Grizzly? #Cyclone
- @FightPitFanatic
@PSWNewbie He's not stupid, he's a HERO. He stepped up when security couldn't! He’s the grandson of a Nigerian wrestling LEGEND. He just saved his brand's top heel. This is the BABYFACE the Fight Pit needed! #FNFP
@RandomNewsDump
Isn't that the guy from the gas station incident in Alabama few months back? The one who tackled an armed robber out the door?
- @WrestlingSleuth
@RandomNewsDump It IS him! This guy is genuinely fearless. 💯
- @TheGrizzlyTruth
He's stupid is, what he is! Cyclone just made the biggest mistake of his career. Grizzly is not going to forget this. He just signed his own death warrant. Friday Night Fight Pit's is going to be a massacre. #RunCycloneRun
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