The ladders are set up on the left and right sides of the ring. The Bloodbath Championship hangs high above it. Chelem stands outside, by Chakir’s corner with his camera rolling.
Briar Lane: The following singles contest is a ladder match and it is for the PSW Bloodbath Championship! Introducing the challenger. Representing JabbarTV, from Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan, standing 5 foot 10 and weighing in at 189 pounds, Chakir Jabbar!
Chakir hops the turnbuckle, pulls up his shirt and throws it into the cheering crowd.
Briar Lane: Introducing the champion. From Long Beach, California in the USA, standing 6 foot 2 and weighing in at 206 Kilos, he is the Crimson King, Roger Evans!
Evans just leans against the turnbuckle and throws up the peace sign to boos.
A.B.: Here we go, ladder match underway. The two men circling each other. Chakir going for a flying clothesline, but Evans ducks out of the way. Kip up, kick to the gut by Evans. Irish whip countered. Evans sent into the corner, ducks out of the way of dropkick!
Shamoon: Chakir in the tree of woe. Basement dropkick by Evans!
Evans picks Chakir off the ground and tosses him out of the ring in front of the commentator’s table.
Shamoon: What’s he got planned?
Evans runs the ropes and performs a Handspring into a Vaulting Plancha over the ropes and onto Chakir.
A.B.: SASUKE SPECIAL BY EVANS!
Dominga: I hope he suffered a concussion. An extremely debilitating one.
A.B.: Evans going high risk in the early portions of this match.
Evans picks Chakir up and attempts to send him into the barricade, but Chakir counters and throws him into it instead. Chakir points to Chelem’s camera. Evans tries to punch him, but Chakir ducks and German Suplex’s him.
Dominga: Still hoping for that concussion.
Chakir picks Evans up on his shoulders and carries him over to the barricade, dumping him in the space with no chairs. He then grabs a ladder and slides it into the ring, just as Evans recovers. Chakir runs over and catches him with a spinning roundhouse kick as he hops over the barricade, sending him back over it.
A.B.: TI Parody by Chakir! Sending Evans back over the barricade!
Chakir hops onto the barricade and does a flipping senton on Evans, when the latter gets back to his feet.
A.B.: Senton off the barricade!
Shamoon: This is why I hate hardcore matches! Too much high risk!
Dominga: The reward is always worth it.
A.B.: And now the brawl continues.
Chakir and Roger trade blows. Chelem follows close behind, camera rolling. Evans tosses Chakir into a row of fans, grabs a chair and throws it. Chakir catches the chair and Evans dropkicks it, hitting Chakir in the face.
He grabs the internet star and takes him back to ringside, throwing him over the barricade, then going back for another chair and coming back over. Once at ringside, he brings the chair down on Chakir’s back three times. He takes apart the commentary table-top and throws Chakir onto it.
Dominga: Hey, dumbass, look for your highlight reels elsewhere!
Evans punches Chakir, then climbs the ring, then a turnbuckle. He makes a diamond shape with the index and middle fingers of both hands.
Shamoon: Don’t do it, Roger! The title’s right above you, just grab a ladder and climb it!
He stops himself, comes down from the turnbuckle and gets a ladder.
Dominga: What are you doing, Shamoon? You’re not supposed to help the wrestlers.
Shamoon: It’s not my fault that he remembered what was at stake.
A.B.: Hopefully Chakir does as well.
Chakir stirs and rolls off the table when Evans is halfway up the ladder. He shakes his head to regain himself, sees Evans climbing and runs in after him.
A.B.: Chakir’s got Evans by the leg. Looking to pull him down. Evans fighting him off.
Dominga: He got him down.
A.B.: Going for the TI Parody, but Evans catches him in the powerbomb position. Alley-oop over the ropes and now he’s back up the ladder.
Dominga: Chakir caught himself on the middle rope. Evans didn’t see it.
Chakir gets back in the ring and climbs up the other side of the ladder.
A.B.: Both men at the top of the ladder. A dangerous situation as they trade blows.
Evans gains the upper hand and smashes Chakir’s face on the top cap of the ladder, then gets him in a front facelock.
Shamoon: Oh no.
A.B.: Setting up something big. He’s got a hold of Chakir’s tights. He’s going to superplex him off the ladder, but Chakir! Trying to fight out of it. Looking to counter with a superplex of his own.
Shamoon: But Evans blocks it.
A.B.: Once again, they trade blows. Jabbar with the upperhand. Throwing Evans off.
Dominga: He’s got a hold of the belt!
A.B.: Evans, back on his feet. Knocks the ladder over, but Chakir is hanging on for dear life.
Evans pulls Chakir down and catches him in the powerbomb position once again. This time he powerbombs him onto the ladder.
Crowd: Holy s***! Holy s***! Holy s***!
Dominga: ¡Dios mío! He might have damaged his spine!
Evans goes outside to grab another ladder and slides it into the ring. Once inside, he leans it against a turnbuckle, then he picks up the first ladder and replaces it back in the centre. He takes Chakir and throws him into the corner leaning ladder.
Dominga: What is he planning now?
A.B.: I don’t know, but I don’t like it.
Evans climbs the ladder, then stands at the very top.
Dominga: Of all the dangerously idiotic-
Shamoon: Roger, stop!
Evans jumps off the ladder and dropkicks Chakir. The latter bounces on the corner leaning ladder then collapses to the floor.
A.B.: Missile dropkick from the ladder! Evans, risking life and limb!
Dominga: He’s got more guts than brains. Precisely why he shouldn’t be a title holder!
Evans crawls over to the base of the centre ladder stands. Once on his feet, he clutches his left shoulder, then climbs up the ladder. He unhooks the belt and raises it in victory.
Briar Lane: Here is your winner and still Bloodbath Champion, Roger Evans!
Chelem puts down his camera in disappointment and goes to check on his brother.
Shamoon: Another successful defence. That's 3 in 3 weeks!
A.B.: Two! The altercation with Stewart doesn't count and even if it did, at what cost? He just hurt himself more than he needed to.
Shamoon: I agree. Unfortunately, I have a feeling that the matches are going to become more extreme as the weeks go by.
Dominga: If he keeps up the spot monkey routine, he won’t last long.
Shamoon: One thing at a time, Dominga.
Dominga: Shu- No. No! Not going to say it. Not going to lose.
Shamoon chuckles.
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