PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Dumb and Dumber^2

The 20-year-old Crimson King stands in the ring, wearing his signature fedora, Hawaiian shirt, white-out sunglasses and of course, his Crimson, the Bloodbath Championship. His alternative rock theme is barely heard over the boos.

Evans: So who's it gonna be this week? Who thinks they can hang with Roger Evans and take his title? 

Dominga: If I hadn't promised my father to never wrestle again, I'd go in there and do it myself. 

 A.B.: You would have had to get in line. 

A bopping beat is heard. Two tiger outlines, one orange and one green, slide onto the titantron from either side and overlap each other. The letters HN appear on screen, red and blue respectively. 

 Dominga: Oh no. 

 Shamoon: Oh, yes! 

 Dominga: Is there seriously no one else back there? 

Jabbar TV walks out. Chelem is holding a video camera, which he uses to capture the cheering crowd. Evans bops to music to the continued annoyance of the commentators.

Chakir: How's it going, Himbeergeist? 

 Crowd: Yyyeeeeeaaahhhh!!!! 

 Chakir: Now, we have to give you credit, man. You won a championship on your first day. 

 Chelem: And you made a fool of Ethan Stewart. 

 Chakir: And you beat the crap out of Ishikawa. 

 Chelem: Auntie Maash could beat the crap out of Ishikawa, and she’s 60 years old. 

 Chakir: True... but still... 

 Chelem: *But still*, you were pretty impressive. 

 Chakir: But... 

 Chelem: *But*, tonight we're going to have to bring an end to your title reign. 

 Chakir: Then we're going to post it on the Tube to our 5 million subscribers. 

 Chelem: 5 Million as of last night! 

Evans: Dudes, long-time subscriber here. The things you do in your vids are, like, totally insane. 

 Dominga: That makes sense. 

Evans: And I'll be looking forward to beating either one of you tonight and then watching it online, then I'll make, like, a dozen accounts and like the video over and over and over. 

 A.B.: People really do that? 

 Dominga: Do you have to be such an old person cliché? Yes. 

 Chakir (Stroking chin): You and me... in a ladder match! 

 The crowd cheers. 

 Evans (Smiling and nods): Dude, you are on! 

 A.B.: There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, it'll be Chakir Jabbar vs Roger Evans in a ladder match for the Bloodbath Championship! 

Shamoon: But wait... I'm confused. The Jabbars agreed to a team with the Track Queens against the Madness and a partner in an 8-man tag. That's our main event for tonight!

Dominga: You're thinking, for once. They aren't. That's the problem.