Grizzly: MONTANI! I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE! Get your ass oot here so I can peel the skin off it!
Crowd: Vito! Vito!
Grizzly: Open Season, right?! Well, I'm standing right here!
Crowd: Vito! Vito! Vito!
Grizzly: Yeah, keep chanting! Keep chanting his name! I'll wipe his blood on each and every one of your faces!
The GM comes down in his signature big white hat and a black dress shirt with rolled-up sleeves.
DS: Look who decided to show up.
SDS: Finally.
Campbell (entering the ring): Look, I've got Steele and his blokes checkin' every nook and cranny of this buildin'. If Vito's still kickin' around here-
Grizzly (towering over him): And where were they when that punk wrecked my ride?! What kind of circus are you runnin' here, Campbell?!
Campbell (frowns): Strewth, you use the property at your own risk, mate. We ain't responsible if your stuff gets nicked or buggered.
DS: What is he saying?
SDS: Grizzly's truck isn't the company's problem.
DS: Is he stupid?
Campbell (puts hand on chest): But I do feel bad about what happened to your ute, so I'll foot the bill for the repairs myself, and I'll even shout you a cab.
Grizzly: A cab?
Campbell: Yes, a cab. (points at the stage) You're leavin', now.
Grizzly: I'm not going anywhere until Montani-
Campbell: "Montani" nothin'. You're gone!
The crowd pops.
Campbell: Scummy as it was, you did what I told ya. You 'defended' your title tonight, ya did. So, I reckon I'm all done with ya for the night, and I definitely don't need ya escalatin'-
Grizzly: Escalating? ESCALATING?! That little bitch TOUCHED my TRUCK! You don't know the meaning of escalating!
Campbell: Not to blame the victim here, but maybe if you'd faced him last week like ya shoulda, you'd still have your ride, eh? Just sayin'! Maybe chew on that for a bit, mate.
Crowd: Ooooooh....
SDS: That's a very good point.
DS: You making excuses for Montani?
SDS: Of course not, but this situation could have been avoided!
Grizzly (squints): ... It was you, wasn't it?
Campbell (stepping back): What?
Grizzly (stepping forward): You set this whole thing up. That "suspension" was bullshit. I made you look like a punk last week, so you put this whole thing together with Montani to embarrass me.
The crowd boos.
DS: Of course, he did! It all makes sense.
SDS: It makes absolutely no sense!
Campbell: Ya reckon I'm workin' with Vito? Are ya outta ya bloody tree, mate? Ya got any idea what he did after ya buggered off? Brendan Steele needed, like, eighteen staples, he did! And poor old Joe Wilson still can't chew a steak for another week. Vito's on ice indefinitely! If the drongo's in the buildin' tonight, I'm gonna-
Grizzly (grabs him by the shirt and lifts him up with one arm): You're gonna tell me where he is, or I'm gonna give you a taste of what-
A high-energy 130 BPM rock track blasts through the speakers. The crowd explodes as Johnny Cyclone sprints down the ramp in a tank top and track pants.
DS: What the hell is he doing here? This has nothing to do with him!
SDS: He promised Grizzly last week, "I see you hurting people, I'm going to stop you!"
SDS: Did he forget he has a match with Kruscher in the main event?!
Grizzly drops Campbell as the Alabama-native slides into the ring, only to get intercepted by the GM.
Campbell (trying to shove Cyclone back out of the ring): Cyclone, no! NO! I told you to stay in the back! You've got a match. This doesn't involve you. Go! Just go!
DS: Listen to him, dammit!
SDS: If he didn't intervene, who knows what would have happened?
Grizzly: You again? I thought I told you what would happen the next time you got involved in my business.
Cyclone: I told you I would when I needed to!
Grizzly (slowly steping closer): I said it was going to be the last... the last... last. thing... you... e... ver-r-r-r-r-r-r
SDS: Is he having a health episode?
DS: Something's wrong with the Champ! Campbell, do something!
Both Campbell and Cyclone watch as Grizzly stumbles forward and backwards, to the left and to the right, spins around and falls face-first on the mat. The crowd gasps.
SDS: The Champ is down! What's going on?!
DS: Call a Doctor! Get Sharma.
Campbell drops a knee and shakes Grizzly, lowering his ear to check if he's breathing. Cyclone grabs him to turn him over and then frowns before pulling something off of Grizzly's back, near the armpit. He shows up at Campbell, who goes slack-jawed.
SDS: Can we get a zoom in here? What is he holding?!
DS: Darryl, is that-
SDS: A tranquiliser dart! Someone just shot Grizzly with a tranquiliser.
The crowd is going nuts.
Cyclone turns Grizzly onto his back as Dr Anya Sharma and her team of medics rush out. Campbell stands and looks every which way until he sees something up in the rafters. He then starts speaking into his comms and points at them.
SDS: What is pointing at? Who- IT'S VITO! IT'S VITO MONTANI! AND HE'S A RIFLE! VITO MONTANI JUST SNIPED THE WORLD DOMINION CHAMPION!
DS: ARREST HIM! PRENDAM ESSE DESGRAÇADO!!!
Montani smirks and drops his rifle, holding up his hands to be apprehended by security.
Crowd: VITO! VITO! VITO! VITO! VITO! VITO!
DS: HE'S A THUG! A CRIMINAL! A PALHAÇO!
Campbell just stares up at Montani, hands on his hips and head shaking.
DS: STRING HIM UP BY HIS BALLS!
Security guards reach Montani, handcuff him and drag him away.
Crowd: VITO! VITO! VITO! VITO! VITO! VITO!
Cyclone helps the medics carry 200 kilos of dead weight out of the ring.
SDS: We're barely past the halfway point of the show. How much worse is this feud going to get?! HOW MUCH FURTHER ARE THESE MEN WILLING TO GO?!
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RealVitoFan @VitoTheDon • 2m HE ACTUALLY SNIPED HIM!!!! 🎯🎯🎯 The smirk when the cops showed up?? Legend behaviour. Grizzly wanted a hunt, he got turned into a rug. #PSWFightPit #VitoMontani
GrappleGossip @GrappleGossip • 4m ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE SECURITY LAPSE?! How does a man with a sniper rifle get into the rafters? Campbell is lucky it was just a tranq and not a .308. Absolute insanity in Jenever tonight. 🤯
- LariatLarry @DoubleL_31 • 1m
Replying to @GrappleGossip It’s the Pit, bruv. Security is busy herding people away from a 450lb bear, they weren't looking UP. Vito played the high ground. Skill issue for Grizzly tbh.
J-TownHustle @Javern_Pit • 5m Grizzly hitting the mat like a sack of bricks had me ROLLING. 💀 That "first-person snowy forest" entrance was all tough until he got tagged by a dart. Night night, Bear! 💤🐻
CombatAnalyst2031 @CombatAnalyst • 3m Can we talk about the irony? Monday: Ngozi (Jewell's Champ) taken out by Cobra's venom. 🐍 Friday: Grizzly (Dominion Champ) taken out by Montani's tranq. 🎯 It’s officially "Chemical Warfare Week" in PSW. If you’re a World Champ, maybe stop eating/breathing? #MondayNightMadhouse #PSWFightPit #PSW
- NgoziStandard @TheEmpressWay • 2m
Quote bLast Difference is my Empress took a bite to the arm and kept fighting until she puked. Grizzly took a nap before Cyclone could even save him. There are levels to this. 💅🏾✨
SantosSuperFan @DiogoDistricts • 1m I’m with Santos on this one—you don't touch a man's truck, and you CERTAINLY don't dart him like a zoo animal. Vito belongs in a cell, not a ring. Dirty tactics. 🤮 #CriminalVito
- Streetwise_Krew_Official @SKO_Newark • 45s
Replying to @SantosSuperFan Grizzly tried to end Cody K’s career. A little nap is getting off easy. Open Season doesn't mean a fair fight, it means the hunt is ON. 🏹🏗️ #Streetwise
WrestlingNerd99 @RingRat31 • 6m The way Campbell was just standing there looking at the dart... he looks like he's about to have a heart attack. Between the truck and the sniper, Fight Pit is literally a war zone. Who is even left to main event?
MoshPitMel @MoshPitMel • 3m Wait, so does this mean Grizzly vs Job R. Smith is the MOTY? 😂😂😂 JRS is the only guy who walked out of a title match tonight without needing a stomach pump or a vet. #JobberEra
PitViper @ViperNews • 10s LATEST: Paul Grizzly being transported to local medical facility. Rumor is the dosage was enough to drop an actual grizzly. Montani being processed at Jenever Central. 👮♂️💨🛡️
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