Chloe Davis: It has been an insane night in just our 3rd episode of the Monday Night Madhouse. Brutality, athleticism, humiliation, sensational debuts as we just saw... chemical warfare and drama. Speaking of drama (points at the toxic symbol on the door), I'm here at what was earlier the site of a "therapy session" between Seraphina Dubois and her partner, Talon. Now, no one has seen or heard from either since the segment broke out intoa vicious brawl, so... (turns the handle, opens door slightly to peek inside) I'm just going to look and report ba-
A very loud moan escapes the room. The crowd recognises it immediately. Davis slams the door shut and stares into the camera with bulging eyes, a hand over mouth and a face as red as the sunset.
A.B.: Chloe? Chloe, what did you see? Are they hurt?
Dominga: Yeah, give us the gory details! Did somebody get impaled by the sword?
Davis (squeaky voice): Yes...
The crowd pops.
Davis: I mean no! (shaking her head) N-No comment. They're, uh, they're fine. No one needs to go in there. A-At all.
The crowd laughs.
Shamoon: That's a different kind of yikes.
Davis (looking around): Let's, uh, let's just go somewhere- Oh! (gestures for the cameraman to follow her) Miss Shabani! Miss Shabani, do you have a moment?
Shabani (walking, stops, turns around): Of course, Chloe.
Davis: Are you able to comment on the situation Thuderweight Championship?
Shabani: I can tell you Mr Heladas can expect a very heavy fine for assaulting our lead commentator.
A.B. (sarcastic): Well, that's comforting.
Shabani: But I imagine you're referring to Danys Vités.
The crowd pops. Davis nods.
Shabani: As exciting as it sounds, this was NOT a cross-brand invasion. Mr Vités' visit was sanctioned and agreed to, and there WILL be a title match. If you want more details, you'll either have to be active on bLast this week or tune in to the Fight Pit this Friday, where my counterpart, Jeffrey Campbell, will make the announcement.
The crowd boos, more out of selfish entitlement than anything.
Dominga: Hey, I was planning to watch anyway.
A.B.: For Zázrak?
Dominga: Is there any other reason?
Shabani: I will tell you this. Starting next week, the P in PSW stands for Pacific, because we will be leaving the Isles of Volmun, hopping from island nation on the way to our next pay-per-view.
Davis: What and when is our next pay-per-view?
Shabani (wags her finger): Tut tut. You will have to wait.
Davis: Okay. Where are we going first on this Tour of the Islands?
Shabani: The capital city of Samoa, Apia!
Some in the crowd gasp. Others cheer. Others still chant "Leota!"
A.B.: Wow!
Dominga: She announces this now?
Davis: Oh, that's Kalavina Leota's hometown. It's a shame she'll miss it.
Shabani (raised eyebrow): Excuse me?
Davis: Well, after what happend earlier against Athiambo-
Shabani: Mrs Leota may not be stepping back in the ring any time soon, but she is still a Road Agent, (points at the floor) and she will be back on her feet next week, working with myself and Producer Mike Miller to give the people of Apia the best show possible.
The crowd pops.
A.B.: No rest for the weary.
Shabani: Now, if you'll excuse me, it's about time the good people of Himbeergeist...
The crowd pops at their name being mentioned.
Dominga: Come on, really? I thought she was better than that.
Shabani: ... were given their main event match.
The GM walks away, and the interviewer smiles at the camera.
Davis: Back to you guys.
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