PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Couples Therapy

A video appears on the titantron and we find ourselves in a room with white walls, red curtains, and a big couch. There are several ornaments, pots and pillars around them.

"Socialite" Seraphina Dubois sits on one side of the couch, dressed in a black jacket over a fitting white dress with pink stripes with high-heels. A pair of red-rimmed sunglasses rests on the top of her head, with lipstick to match. Her long blonde hair was slicked back. 

"Emperor" Talon sits on the other end of the chair, dressed like Napoleon, bicorne hat and Austerlitz sword included. 

Both of them have their legs crossed and their chins resting on their hands and their lower lips jutting out and brows deeply furrowed, all while facing away from each other.

A.B.: What is this?

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Chakir Jabbar w/ Chelem Jabbar vs Roger Evans (c)

The ladders are set up on the left and right sides of the ring. The Bloodbath Championship hangs high above it. Chelem stands outside, by Chakir’s corner with his camera rolling. 

Briar Lane: The following singles contest is a ladder match and it is for the PSW Bloodbath Championship! Introducing the challenger. Representing JabbarTV, from Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan, standing 5 foot 10 and weighing in at 189 pounds, Chakir Jabbar! 

Chakir hops the turnbuckle, pulls up his shirt and throws it into the cheering crowd.

Briar Lane: Introducing the champion. From Long Beach, California in the USA, standing 6 foot 2 and weighing in at 206 Kilos, he is the Crimson King, Roger Evans! 

Evans just leans against the turnbuckle and throws up the peace sign to boos.

The bell rings. 

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Dumb and Dumber^2

The 20-year-old Crimson King stands in the ring, wearing his signature fedora, Hawaiian shirt, white-out sunglasses and of course, his Crimson, the Bloodbath Championship. His alternative rock theme is barely heard over the boos.

Evans: So who's it gonna be this week? Who thinks they can hang with Roger Evans and take his title? 

Dominga: If I hadn't promised my father to never wrestle again, I'd go in there and do it myself. 

 A.B.: You would have had to get in line. 

A bopping beat is heard. Two tiger outlines, one orange and one green, slide onto the titantron from either side and overlap each other. The words Jabbar and TV logo appear on screen, red and blue, respectively. 

 Dominga: Oh no. 

 Shamoon: Oh, yes! 

 Dominga: Is there seriously no one else back there? 

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Words of Warning

Backstage

Chloe Davis is in the hallway, waiting eagerly by gorilla. Queen Cobra is the first to walk in.

Davis: Cobra, could you-

Cobra (walking past while flicking her wrist at her): Not now, Cleo.

Davis: It's... Chloe.

Moore walks in next.

Davis: Jessie. There's been a lot of debate on bLast about your alliance with Cobra. What are you really aft-

Moore slaps the microphone out of the reporter's hands and continues on her way. Davis frowns and bends over to pick it up. The cameraman follows her down and captures Shay Maharaj's feet.

Maharaj: AHEM!

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Sarah Esposito vs Shay Maharaj

Referee Atoye Bonds rushes down to the ring, sending Chen, Moore and Cobra to the back.

A.B.: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the Madhouse. If you missed it, Sarah Esposito just challenged the self-proclaimed Untouchable Shay Maharaj to a match. 

Shamoon: Esposito is looking for payback after being knocked out with a lead pipe by Maharaj last week. 

A.B.: Just received word from Producer Mike Miller that Nalah Shabani has sanctioned this match for right now. 

Bonds orders the two legal combatants to separate corners.

PSW Madhouse Episode 3 - Victory March

- 13 January 2031

A.B.: Welcome, everyone, to Psycho Style Wrestling's Monday Night Madhouse! I'm Alf Balducci, the livewire Dominga Alvarez to my right, the ever-analytical Aazif Shamoon to my left. We are coming to you live from the Humuna Humunarena in Himbeergeist!

Shamoon: Try saying that five times fast!

Dominga: Shu- Nope, not tonight. I can do this.

A.B.: What's this now?

Shamoon: I bet her this morning that she couldn't go one night without telling me to shut up.

Dominga: I won't lose. I refuse to lose.

PSW Cast: Bethany Jones

Hometown: Swansea, West Glamorgan, Wales

Birth Date: 15/7/2006

Role: Social Media Manager

PSW Fight Pit Episode 2 - Kruscher vs Johnny Cyclone

Deep, booming trumpets play. Kruscher marches out, his expression as cold and hard as his wide, muscular frame. The crowd reaction is mixed; some boo, some cheer, but no one is silent.

David Bekker: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Moscow, Russia, standing 196 centimetres and weighing in at 132 kilos, KRUSCHER!

SDS: It has been a series of misfortunes for this man. At the Saturday Night Super Fight, he ran the Six-Man Gauntlet to become the first Holder of Dominion, only for Paul Grizzly to come in as the surprise entrant and take the title for himself. Just one week later, at the 2030 draft, he faced Vito Montani in a Number 1 Contender's Match-

PSW Fight Pit Episode 2 - The Martyr & the Machine

Backstage

Katrina Petrov stands outside a door with a tag: GENERAL MANAGER. While she waits, a quintet of police officers comes into view. The crowd boos Jenever's finest.

Lead Officer: Excuse me, miss. 

Petrov moves aside and gestures for the cameraman to back up as the Lead Officer knocks sharply on the door. 

L.O.: JPD! Open up.

The door opens wide, and Campbell walks out: He's all yours, gents.

PSW Fight Pit Episode 2 - Dennis Zázrak & Seth vs Kraken Khan

Sara Jr finally walks up the ramp with some people in the crowd chanting "YOU SUCK!" over and over. Other fans cheer and even clap for her. Most of them don't care much one way or another. She walks even faster.

SDS: It has been a rough night, largely due to the fallout from last week, which includes our next match, which Jeffrey Campbell announced in his conversation with Sara Blood Jr.

The two big screens show a video montage of the confrontation.

We see the Tectonic Champion, Dennis Zázrak posing under a single spotlight, fresh off defeating Job R. Smith by crushing his hand until he tapped out. We see the former champion, Kraken Khan, storm down.

Khan (pointing, voice deep and growling): You... have something that belongs to me... boy!

Zázrak looks at his own body in confusion.

Khan (holds out his open free hand): And you will HAND IT to me, or I will personally hand... you head to your dear old dad, Martin...

Zázrak (frowns): Who... do you think you are, you ugly, old, masked freak?! You come down to Zázrak's ring, interrupt Zázrak's moment and threaten Zázrak? The Champion? The Groundbreaker?

Kraken: I threaten the coward who ran away like a thief in the night after STEALING my Tectonic Championship!

Zázrak: Zázrak did not run away from YOU at Ascension on Sunday. No, it was... a tactical retreat. Zázrak had already gotten what he came for, and he had no reason to engage in a meaningless street brawl like some-

Khan: SILENCE! You WILL give me back my title or I-

We then see Seth making his way through the crowd. We see Khan shoving Zázrak out of the way to confront Seth. We see Brendan Steele and his men try to intervene, only for Seth to effortlessly leap over them and initiate an insane brawl that sees the monster throwing Steele's men around like toys. 

The brawl ends with Seth sending Khan face-first into the ring post with a Drop Toe Hold before pointing at Zázrak and making a belt motion.

SDS: Seth making his intentions clear. Kraken Khan demanding his title back. If Dennis Zázrak thought he'd have an easy time of it as Groundbreaker, he's got another thing coming!

The video ends.